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Monday, March 27, 2006

a naughty tale of a young girls desire

I'm an exhibitionist. I guess I always have been and I expect Ialways will be. That point in childhood when most kids (or atleast most girls) learn modesty, I didn't. I do remember my folkstrying to shame me into covering up when I would dance out of mybedroom in next to nothing while guests were at our house but myblushing just became part of my repertoire. As a teenager, I was completely open around Mom. If I knew onlythe two of us were home, I would walk up to Mom stark naked andwhile absentmindedly fiddling with a nipple or my budding pubichair, ask her some totally innocent question like what time someTV show came on or how one makes hamburger gravy. I know shewanted to chew me out for being so immodest but my questions threwher off the track. In answering my questions she would forget thatshe was going to get after me. Other times I would pick a mundanetime like during breakfast to ask her when her breasts developedor when she got her period. She was just liberated enough to tryto answer but would get all flustered.There was a certain method to my madness. Even at the tender ageof twelve I sensed that being so open with others would excite andarouse them and I think I even hoped that they would reciprocate. Perhaps I got that idea when I was three or four, playing "doctor"with the neighbor. With Mom it worked. When I intentionally"walked in" on her just as she got out of the shower, she couldn'tvery well try to hide her nakedness from me by saying "How wouldyou like me to walk in on you?" After all, I had shown hereverything I had. I would talk about anything but what I reallywanted to talk about---sex, but Mom would still get aroused. Icould tell from her nipples. And it was fun to watch her still tryto be coy and modest.Mom still had a beautiful figure and she kept her weight down well. Her breasts were a 36, capped with rosy nipples that stuck out agood half inch when she was excited. Her bush was thick and black. One day I really shocked her by asking if I could examine her "downthere". Before she had a chance to say no, I suggested that weboth undress in front of my folks' full-length mirror so that Icould get an idea of what a mature woman looks like. Then, whileshe was still shaking her head in disbelief as much as disapproval,I pulled her by the hand into her bedroom.First, I took off my sweater and training bra. The bra wascertainly unnecessary as my breasts at that time were little morethan swollen nipples. When Mom unslung her breasts, I gasped invisual appreciation which was not a put on. To my teenage mind,Mom was a knockout. I asked if I could touch them and she quicklysaid no. I didn't push it. Instead, I pulled down my shorts andthen slid my panties over my hips and let them fall to the floor. I fluffed up the small patch of hair adorning my pussy and sort ofopened up my labia with a couple of fingers. The action was notlost on Mom. She caught her breath and her nipples stiffenednoticeably."Not much to look at, am I, Mom?" I queried. "Well, dear, I think you have a beautiful body for a 13-year old. I didn't get any boobs until I was 15""What about your pussy hair, Mom? Isn't this pitiful?" Whilesaying this, I again fluffed up my hair."When I was your age girls didn't touch themselves 'down there' soI don't remember much about what or when I developed anything. Even now, I don't really know anything about what I look like 'downthere'.""Oh, Mom, you're kidding me! The human body is beautiful andjudging from what I've seen, yours is especially so! Here, let'slook and see." With that I pulled down on Mom's slacks catchingher panties at the same time. As her clothes came over her hips,my forearm brushed against her bush and it felt like electricityshooting up my arm. Mom covered her face with her hands as I kneltdown to help her step out of her clothes. With my eyes at the samelevel as her crotch, I noticed a string dangling from Mom's pussy. She had a tampon in."Mom, why do you have a string down here?" I reached for thestring with no intention of pulling it out but the effect was thesame for Mom."Don't!" she yelped. "This is all too confusing to me. You needto let me collect my thoughts."I decided that I really should slow down a little. But theopportunity was too precious to completely abandon my idea. Isuggested that we sit down and talk a little--- "woman to woman". Mom went for that and didn't even seem to notice as we walked backinto the family room that we were both still naked. Fortunately,it was a warm day and we probably would have both been sittingaround in shorts and halters anyway.Well, we talked about the weather and our upcoming vacation andother non-threatening topics. Then I decided it was time to getback to the subject at hand. "Mom," I started, "I'm getting tothe age when I expect I'll start my period. Is there anything Ishould know so that I won't feel embarrassed or mess things up?" Mom hesitated like she still didn't know where to begin so Icontinued, "I mean, like I really would like to know about tamponsand pads and which is better. Do you use both?""Well....yes, dear, I do use both types. Right now I have a tamponin which is attached to the little string you saw earlier. I usetampons early in my period when the flow is heaviest and thenswitch to pads and panty liners on the second or third day.""Would you show me, Mom? Would you? Please?""Dear, a used tampon is not a pretty thing, believe me.""Oh, but please show me how you put one in. Maybe I could eventry. Do you think?""Uh....I don't know about your trying it but I do probably need tochange mine. Let's see."We went back into the bedroom and into the master bath. Mom saton the toilet and pulled her "plug" out and dropped it into thetoilet before I could do anything about it. She was right, though,from what little I did see it wasn't a pretty sight to look at. She then unwrapped a new tampon and slipped the tube inside herfaster than I had imagined possible. She dropped the applicatorin the wastebasket and stood up. I was afraid I had missed mychance. But Mom thought she would teach me a lesson.She instructed me to sit down on the toilet and spread my legs wideapart. She then unwrapped another tampon and showed me how to holdit in my hand. Then, standing directly in front of me, she openedher labia to show me where she had inserted her tampon. I triedto push the stiff cardboard inside me but all I got for my effortwas a sharp pain. I tried again and again but couldn't find theproper location. I began to panic. Mom's pussy was inches frommy face and the heat and ripe smell from it was beginning to chokeme. Maybe I wasn't so smart after all. Just then I felt anothersharp pain and then a feeling like nothing I had felt before. Thetube was inside me. I pushed on the applicator and removed thecardboard. I had done it! I dropped the applicator in thewastebasket like Mom had done and stood up abruptly. Hugging Mom,partly to keep her from falling over from my abrupt action andpartly to feel her skin against my own, I gushed, "I love you,Mom."We had no secrets after that day. The next time I asked to seeher pussy, she laid down on the bed and spread her legs wide. Sheinvited me to push one then two fingers inside her and showed mewhat type of touch her clitoris was most sensitive to. She showedme how to douche and how she inserted foam contraceptive. She alsohad me lay down and spread open so she could look. She didn't tryto push her finger inside me but she did play with my clitorisuntil I thought I would pee by mistake.With Dad, it was a little different. I knew I wanted somethingfrom him but wasn't sure what that was. Although I wore theskimpiest of bathing suits around him, he was always proper inhis conduct toward me. In fact, the sexier I acted and dressed,the further away he stayed. I was going to have to be subtle. One evening when Mom had been away three days of a five daybusiness trip, I took a long, hot shower then dressed in my shortynightgown and lace panties. I daubed just the slightest bit ofperfume that Mom uses every now and then and walked into the familyroom where Dad was watching TV. Sitting down in his lap, I buriedmy face in his neck and gave him a good hug. I squirmed around inhis lap "to get comfortable" but in reality trying to rub againsthis penis. It got hard enough that I could feel it pushing upagainst me. I slid my hand inside his shirt saying that I lovedto feel the hair on his chest. I opened the buttons of his shirtso I could rub him all over. I teased him about how his nippleswere more prominent than mine then slid my hand under the waistbandof his trousers. I think I was touching his pubic hair but Iwasn't allowed to stay long enough to make sure. Dad was on hisfeet and I dropped unceremoniously to the floor. "I'm sorry, younglady, but there are certain areas of her father's body that a younglady cannot admire. I think its time you headed off to bed."I was pissed. I wanted to strip right then and there to show hima thing or two but I was afraid that would set him off forever. Instead, I sulked off to my bedroom, rubbing my sore bottom as Ileft. I took off my nightie and flopped onto my bed. I was stillhorny, so I started playing with my pussy inside my panties. Imust have fallen asleep that way because the next thing I rememberwas noticing the light from the hallway shining into my roomcasting a shadow Dad onto the foot of my bed. I kept my eyes asshut as I could while still trying to get a better look at thedoorway. Dad was standing there, still clothed from the waist downbut he had his cock out and was slowly rubbing it back and forth. I shifted my legs just a little to give Dad a better look at myskimpy panties. His strokes appeared to speed up.Pretending that I was having a good sexy dream, I started muttering"Fuck me. Oh that feels so good." Etc. I began rubbing my fingerin and out of my cunt. I could hear Dad's heavy breathing nowbetween my moans. Then he groaned and almost doubled over. I satup in my bed and watched him squirt his sperm onto the bedroomcarpeting. He didn't notice that I had awakened until his spasmshad almost stopped. Then he looked at me and froze in panic."Oh, Dad, can we do that again sometime? Its so exciting watchingand hearing you masturbate. Your penis is sooo impressive!"Dad still had nothing to say so I rolled off the bed and walkedover to him. Throwing my arms around him and pressed my nakedbreasts onto his bare chest and ground my silky panties againsthis limp cock. Almost immediately his cock began to swell again. Dad pulled away and tried to break my embrace. "Look, Dad. Sexis not something to be hidden. I owe my life to that beautifulpenis and the copious sperm you produce. How can I feel anythingbut love for you and admiration for your equipment. We both knownow that the other masturbates so there is nothing to hide there. Come on, why don't I show you mine and you show me yours and thistime we can talk while we do it."At that, I stepped back only far enough to let Dad get a good lookat my tits while I proceeded to unfasten his belt and let his pantsdrop to the floor. Getting his shorts off was a little moredifficult because he had such a raging hardon by this time. Buthe helped me and soon he was completely naked in front of me. I turned around while sliding my panties off. I hoped that hewould think I was still a little modest but even more I hoped thathe would take advantage of eyeing my bottom. Even better than Icould have hoped for, he actually patted my bottom. It was ten-tative but it was a pat.I really needed to pee and I told Dad so, asking if he would pleasecome into the bathroom with me. He agreed saying he needed to aswell. Rather than sitting on the toilet seat, I lifted it up andstraddled the toilet, spreading my labia as I did so. Dad squatteddown in front of me to get a better look at things. It wasdifficult forcing the urine out but I managed to do it. Then I didsit down on the seat and asked Dad to pee onto my chest andstomach. He protested, saying what a strange thing to ask for, butI could tell by his expanding penis that the idea had caught hisimagination. He couldn't do it for the longest time but finally hegot a drip, then a trickle, then a decent stream coming out. Itfelt strange and hot and wonderful against my body.When he finished, I stepped into the shower and quickly washed mybody while Dad watched me, with a strange look in his eyes. Wethen moved to the family room which had much better lighting thanthe bedroom. Dad suggested that we each spend five minutes look-ing over the other person by asking that person to get intowhatever pose we wished. Then we would both masturbate together. I posed first. Dad really got into it as he had me pose in thelewdest of positions. And while he never touched me, he would gethis nose close enough to my slit that his glasses would fog up. He also asked me to stick my finger up my cunt and then into myasshole. I complied willingly with both requests. His fiveminutes stretched into almost ten but I was enjoying it too muchto complain.When it was Dad's turn to pose, he was a good sport about it. Imade him bend over and spread his cheeks wide so I could blowsoftly on his asshole. Then I had him bend over backward so hiscock stuck straight in the air. I had the hardest time keeping myhands off him but I did let him know I was close by breathing softkisses on his cock and balls. After I had seen him from allangles, I said the five minutes were up.Sitting about five feet from each other in easy chairs and makingsure that we could both see and be seen, we began rubbing ourgenitals and talking dirty. Seeing Dad pump his long, stiff penismade me get sopping wet and I told him so. Then I dipped twofingers in myself and made sexy slurping sounds beforelicking the juice off my fingers. Dad stood up so he could poundhis pud harder and make his balls slap against his fist and histhighs. I was pinching my tits and squeezing my cunt to heightenthe tension. Suddenly, I couldn't stop if I had wanted to. Sweatwas running down my armpits and beading on my forehead. I feltwonderful but faint. My cunt felt warmer and wetter than I hadever remembered feeling before. I gasped out loud with pleasurethen let the spasms of emotion wash over me like ocean waves.I was still sliding down gently from a high emotional peak whenI realized that Dad was now nearing his release. I fell to myknees in front of Dad and begged him to cover me with his sperm. He, too, was too far gone to try to stop and again he shot his spermfor me to see. Unlike his piss, his sperm came in great spurts andwith even less control. It hit my breasts, my belly and even goton my face and in my hair. I began rubbing it around wherever itfell and then licking it off my fingers as his eruptions died down.What an experience! The first of many to come.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Monday, March 20, 2006

Its cold and wet today and I am need ign someone to play with me

Well I had acrappy was cold and rainy so i am looking for someone to get me going today. I have to stay and work all spring break and not go to a warmer sunnier place so I will be sitting by my phone waiting for some really naughty fantasies .. I am into so many naughty things,extreme age play,anal,oral,submissive,crossdressing,incest,k9,fisting,CBT,golden showers,role plays, sensual domanation...if I havent mentioned you favorite fantasy email me with it or just call and ask.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

read this hot story I found..I didnt write it but mmmm it made me hot

A Hot Little Sister for Christmas
My younger sister Kristy and I have always been very close. Since we are only a year apart, my parents treated us like we were a twin set of boys. By that I mean we took baths together until we were about 10 and we were forced to sleep in the same hotel bed on family vacations until I was 16. We finally needed our own beds because even though we were close we still always fought about everything, just like any other brother and sister.
When we were younger my sister was quite the tomboy. She always chose to follow my friends and I to get in whatever mischief we were in. She would even participate in our wrestling matches, she was tough pinning my friends and myself frequently. She went through puberty before I did and was bigger then me for over a year. It was embarrassing to have my 5-5 younger sister towering over me.
This all changed as I grew older, she stayed at 5-5 and blossomed while I grew to be 6-0. Height wasn't the only thing to change. She had grown into beautiful women. She has long blonde hair, blue eyes, long slender legs, a beautifully tight ass, and a huge set of breasts. She is very athletic and spends a lot of time at the beach. All that time she spent at the beach, with her beach bunny friends, gave her a dark copper tone tan only comparable to the girls of Bay Watch.
Even though we had gotten older we still were pretty liberal with what we wore around each other. She saw me in my underwear frequently and I saw her in her braw and underwear frequently. Every time I saw her in her undies I would ogle over her luscious tan body. When she would see me look I would whistle and joke and she would tell me to shut up. She thought I was just kidding, but she was definitely something to whistle at.
She would always bring one or two of her buxom blonde friends home with her. They were unbelievably hot, but I still didn't think they were comparable to her. I always made sure to walk out in my underwear when they were around, and Kristy would holler at me to put some close on. I would walk out in my briefs and say, "Well hello ladies, how are you all doing today." I know they all had crushes on me so I had to oblige them while pissing my sister off.
I had girlfriend after girlfriend throughout high school but I was always horny over my sister. I would watch her prance around the house carelessly in a T-Shirt and underwear. I could not even begin to count the number of times I had to retreat to my room to masturbate about having sex with her. Thinking about her skimpy tank tops and frilly panties that would crawl up the crack of her solid ass. I masturbated for years about fucking her. Right up to the time I had to go to college.
The women at college allowed me to get my mind off my hot little sister back home. Since I chose to go to college 2000 miles away, I wasn't going to be able to check out her sweet body until Christmas. Finally Christmas Break came and I was on a plane back home. On the plane, thoughts of my sister came flowing back to me, flooding my head with graphic fantasies. Her big round tits, that nice tight ass, and those gorgeous legs. I had to get up while flying over the over the Mississippi and jerk off in the plane bathroom.
I arrived at the airport and could not wait to see my family. When I came out of the tunnel there she was, my 18 year old sister. More beautiful then I even remembered. She was wearing a skintight white sweater that stopped right above her bellybutton. For pants, she was wearing a black pair of those spandex like material pants that you always see girls at nightclubs wear. Even though it was winter she was still tanned and toned. She was gorgeous, and was hysterically happy to see me. She began jumping up and down; exposing her tight abs and making her luscious tits bounce bounce almost hypnotically. She ran over grabbing me in a bear hug. I could feel her warm mounds pressing on my stomach. She then stood on her tows and planted a big kiss right on my lips. I was forced to push her away because my erection was coming back, and a big boner is no way to great your family.
"Where's Mom and Dad," I asked. "Mom's Aunt Edna had a slight stroke, so they drove upstate for the weekend to make sure she's all right," she replied. " That sucks," I said. " It will be just me and the hunky college guy hanging out this weekend," she joked. When I thought about it, she was right, it wasn't that bad.
It was about 9 P.M when we got back from the airport. I was pretty tired but she was still all excited about spending time with me. " Let's stay up and watch movies," she said, as we pulled into the driveway. " Did you rent some?" I asked. " No but Mom and Dad have some," she said with a coy smile.
I immediately dropped my bags at the door and plopped my ass on the couch. "Make us some drinks and popcorn, lazybones, while I go change and get some movies," she said, as she ran up the stairs. I grabbed a few of Dad's beers for me, along with few whine coolers for her. I waited for the microwave popcorn and returned to the living room. She was taking forever, but before I called to her, I finally heard her come thumping down the stairs.
As I turned to ask her what took so long, my heart stopped. She was wearing a skin tight T-Shirt and a very small pair of black. Her panties formed downward into V under her belly button and had little red bow directly in the middle. They weren't quite as small as a thong but she looked sexy regardless. They went up into a thin band at the waste, then back into enough material to barely cover her gorgeous ass. She bounced across the room while I watched her braless tits stretch the thin material for all it was worth. I jokingly whistled and she just looked at me and winked. She was just drop dead gorgeous and she knew it.
She got on all fours, since the VCR was beneath the T.V, and began to set up the movie. She was in a perfect doggie style position. Her ass was angled up into the air, her back was arched, and she was resting on her elbows. Her panties began to creep into her little ass crack, but she slowly reached behind her and pulled them out. She did it slowly enough that she pulled them from her ass and held them 2 inches from her ass. I was about 6 feet away, but I could easily make out her fuzzy little pussy.
She then hopped up, walked over, and plopped down beside me on the couch. She began to giggle, and before I could ask why, I found out. She had gotten into Mom and Dad's hidden Pornos. Like having her magnificent body next to me wasn't enough, now I had to suffer through these cock-hardening skin flicks.
We laughed and poked fun at the movies for a while, but we eventually grew quiet. She lay there on the couch next to me. She was propped up on her elbow using my shoulder as a headrest. Her legs were sprawled out on the couch totally exposing her mound of warm pussy. Her fidgety behavior let me know that the movies were getting her very aroused. She kept rubbing her foot up and down her tanned leg while she rubbed her stomach just above her panty line. The more I watched her get aroused, the harder my dick became. Suddenly a sense of guilt caught me, and I grabbed the blanket off the back of the couch to cover my bulging hard-on.
"I'm cold," I told her.
"Me too," she said, as she grabbed the other blanket and a pillow, and laid her head directly on my crotch. I was so horny, but I couldn't begin to think of how to go about seducing my own sister. We sat there in silence for about another hour until I eventually began to dose off.
I was almost asleep when Kristy began to shake me. " Are you awake," she said. But I just laid there and tried to recover from my jet lag, since watching her was more like punishment anyway. She continued to shake me for about another minute, but I laid still and faked he that I was snoring lightly.
She then did something unexpected. She quietly pulled the blanket off me exposing my lap. She said my name one more time and waited for a second. She then unzipped my jeans and pulled my cock out of my underwear. I could feel her hot breath on the head of my dick and it was driving me crazy. My dick grew hard in seconds, but I still acted as though I were sleeping and she was buying it, since I am such a heavy sleeper anyways. I opened my eye a slit and saw a remarkable sight. She was lying there analyzing my cock with one hand while she rubbed her pussy through her underwear with the other.
I finally reacted and sat up looking directly at her. She was obviously very embarrassed. She apologized and then begged me not to tell anyone. So I agreed not to tell anyone on the condition that I got to see her naked. "You don't want to see me naked, do you?" She replied.
"Of course I do, you have an awesome body," I told her. She was all smiles over my complement. She stood up and immediately slid out of her panties. Then she did a little tease with her shirt. She began to do a little dance as she slowly pulled it up over her head. Her tits were beautiful. They were two perfectly round, grapefruits sized melons that stayed perfectly in place. Her nipples were smaller then I expected. I thought that with tits her size, she would have dollar sized nipples but they were actually those cute little nipples that I had come accustomed to sucking on at college.
"So what do you think?" she asked. "You have the sexiest body I have ever seen," I replied. " Do you want to touch them?" she asked. I immediately stood up and grabbed both of her gorgeous tits. She looked up at me with her big blue eyes as we locked lips. I tried to take it slow but she was too excited. She drove her tongue into my mouth and grabbed my aching cock with both of her hands. She ferociously dropped my pants and began pulling off my shirt.
We were consumed with lust. I kept thinking to myself, I can't believe this is happening, but it was and there was no turning back. I spun her around, pushing her to the couch. She glared at me through her lustful eyes. " Fuck me now!!" she demanded. I knelt down in front of her and buried my face into her wer pussy. She screamed as though she was being tortured. She was going crazy, grabbing the hair on the side of my head and shoving my face into her pussy. She put her feet on my shoulders and kicked me back. "I said I wanted you to fuck me!!" she demanded.
I stood up so that I was looking down upon her while she lied there with her legs spread, exposing her glistening pink pussy while she fingered herself. I braced myself by grabbing the headrest on the sofa. Without breaking any eye contact she grabbed my cock and lined it up with her awaiting pussy. As the head of my dick came into contact with her warm pussy, shivers shot down my spine. I slowly inserted my member, pumping it in and out savoring every last stroke. "Let's go upstairs," she said. So without pulling my dick out I picked her up off the couch as she wrapped her body around mine.
I carried her up the stairs with both of my hands gripping her ass along with my cock buried 9 inches into are sweet warm pussy. I brought her into our parent's room and fell backward on the bed, putting her on top of me. She was insane. She fucked me so hard that I could fell me hips beginning to bruise, but I loved it. She was tossing her head of blonde hair everywhere while she pulled at her nipples. I then jammed my fingers into her mouth. She erotically sucked on them while her eyes rolled into the back of her head.
She was beginning to cum. She bit down on my fingers causing the pain to shoot down through my arm. It hurt but it was turning me on unbelievably. "When she was finished cumming she quickly asked, "Do you want to cum?"
"Of course," I said. She climbed off of me and took my cock into her mouth. She kept looking at me with a big smile on her face while she licked my cock. It took no time at all for me to cum. She licked my balls, my shaft, my head, then she took then she began to deep-throat me. She was fantastic, not even one scrape. When I began to cum she pulled my dick out of her mouth and began jacking me off with my dick pointed upwards. She watched in awe as I came all over my stomach and chest. When I finished she ran her hand through the cum then took her cum covered hand and licked it all off. God, you can only imagine how hot she looked. She then proceeded to lick it all off my leaving me without a drop of mess.
We spent the rest of the weekend acting as a couple. I cannot even count how many times I had an orgasm that weekend. She later decided to go to college with me when she graduated. We live together in a small apartment. We both keep relationships to cover up our true relationship, but we still have sex every moment we are alone. My next challenge will be to get her into bed with another girl and I.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Is it spring yet?

I am so tired of long pants and sweat shirts I am ready to shed some of these clothes and show some skin... my favorite cloths are shorts and tank tops and sandles. I am so ready to just get outside and enjoy the sunshine. I can do my PHONE SEX fun at night...or from my patio :) would you just love it if when you called me i was laying out on my patio with my tiny bikini on? Is it makeing your cock hard thinking of me rubbing my pussy while the sun beats down between my legs? I am not found of tanning so i would wear lots of sun block .... but I really like to feel the hot sun beating down on my smooth little cunt ...mmmmmm come on summer get here already. join my mailing list for specials and pics that arent on my web site
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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Hey guys ...did you have a wild weekend?

Hi guys .. I had a pretty quiet weekend this weekend. Just studing and getting ready for spring break soon. I think we are going to have a really cool slumber party that week and invite some of the girls from back home here . It should be fun. So if you call for phone sex during spring br4eak and you get alot of giggling..its because I am just having a little fun with the girls...huuuummmm sounds good to me wghat about you?
I am really having a good morning. I have already CUM twice once with Jamie before she left this morning and once with a hot caller that prefers to be nameless... but I can tell you he loves to domanate me and make me his submissive slut....I so enjoy that!!! Well I have to get in the shower now...want to join me?